We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
God, I missed his penis.
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