i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Randomize
