i jhust puked up my retainher.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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