I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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