Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Randomize
