...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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