who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
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