Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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