do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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