I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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