Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
im holly from the hills drunk
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
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