sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Too much gin, very little bucket
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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