But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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