I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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