Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
