would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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