At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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