No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Bring me that man meat
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
Randomize