i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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