the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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