I'm pants shitting drunk right now
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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