I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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