hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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