sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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