So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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