p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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