"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I am available for nakedness
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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