youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Bring me that man meat
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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