No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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