Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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