just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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