Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
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