Im at strip club and am horny
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
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