I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
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