i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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