i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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