bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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