Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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