you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
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