Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
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