Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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