My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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