Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
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