Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Randomize
