She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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