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yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize
