So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Randomize
