Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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