if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
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