Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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