Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I just gargled with NyQuil
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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