oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Ambien. No doubt about it.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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