let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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