The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Drunk is not a location!
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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