He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
A+ Viking dick
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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