no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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