..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
My bed smells like the plague
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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