the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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