please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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